Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.

 

Madonna (on the radio) : A material... A material...A material world

Brandon: I'm a Cheerio?

Brandon: What does the 4th of July represent?

Mommy: It's the day the Declaration of Independence was signed.

Brandon: Oh. I thought it was God's birthday or something.

Mommy, we should have picked a different day camp, you know why? I saw a girl picking her nose!

Jackson

Hey, guys? Why do you need to know your credit score?

Brandon, who has apparently been watching commercials

Pleeeeease? I’ll scrape the gum off the bottom of your shoes!

Jackson

Mommy: War is just a fact of human nature, unfortunately.

Brandon: Well, at least we live in a good neighborhood.

Yosho character

Brandon, trying to say “Yorkshire Terrier”

"I WROTE GRENADE AND THEN DREW A BIRD IN A TOPHAT!!" - Brandon, who can’t stop laughing

"I WROTE GRENADE AND THEN DREW A BIRD IN A TOPHAT!!" - Brandon, who can’t stop laughing

The sun is setting. Dark times are upon us.

Brandon (holding a wizard staff and gazing into the sunset)