Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
Madonna (on the radio) : A material... A material...A material world
Brandon: I'm a Cheerio?
Brandon: What does the 4th of July represent?
Mommy: It's the day the Declaration of Independence was signed.
Brandon: Oh. I thought it was God's birthday or something.
Brandon, who has apparently been watching commercials
Mommy: War is just a fact of human nature, unfortunately.
Brandon: Well, at least we live in a good neighborhood.
Brandon, trying to say “Yorkshire Terrier”