Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.

 

Jackie, can I correct you for a little while?

Brandon

My best friend’s name is Nicholas and HE’S GOING TO GO TO THE FUTURE WITH ME.

Jackson

I can defeat her with my spin-kick.

Jackson

Ethan…he forgot he’s my best friend, because every day he tells me he’s not my best friend.

Jackson

Jackson: I don't know if I can get dressed.

Mommy: Why not?

Jackson: I don't want to.

There is nothing, nothing that can stop me from reading. Nothing can stop me from reading a book.

Brandon

I know what your girls’ night is: your dreams!

Jackson

I can’t do homework because Abraham Lincoln said everyone should be free. Even kids. That’s why someone shot him.

Jackson

Brandon: Can I dip the shrimp in the cocktail sauce?

Mommy: Of course!

Jackson: COCK

Mommy: ...

Jackson: ...

Mommy: ...

Jackson: ...tail.

I wasn’t listening. I usually don’t listen to stuff you tell me.

Brandon