Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
Jackson, age 5
Mommy & Brandon: (talking about Christmas and Winter Solstice and how they relate to each other)
Jackson: Did you guys say "cheeses"?
Mommy: No, we said "Jesus".
Jackson: Oh. Because Cheeses is the owner of Chuck E. Cheese.
Mommy: ...Is it raining? ...Goodness gracious, it's raining all of a sudden! Where did that come from?
Jackson: The clouds.
Mommy: OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY!!! That guy was right in my blindspot!
Brandon: We almost ran right into that guy!
Mommy: I know, I'm so sorry!!!
Brandon: We would have died!
Mommy: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, BRANDON.
Brandon, writing “asking sentences” with his spelling words.
Jackson: I painted at school today!!
Mommy: What did you paint?
Jackson: The end of the world.
Brandon, re: the three wisemen.