Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.

 

Mommy, we should have picked a different day camp, you know why? I saw a girl picking her nose!

Jackson

Hey, guys? Why do you need to know your credit score?

Brandon, who has apparently been watching commercials

Pleeeeease? I’ll scrape the gum off the bottom of your shoes!

Jackson

Mommy: War is just a fact of human nature, unfortunately.

Brandon: Well, at least we live in a good neighborhood.

Yosho character

Brandon, trying to say “Yorkshire Terrier”

"I WROTE GRENADE AND THEN DREW A BIRD IN A TOPHAT!!" - Brandon, who can’t stop laughing

"I WROTE GRENADE AND THEN DREW A BIRD IN A TOPHAT!!" - Brandon, who can’t stop laughing

The sun is setting. Dark times are upon us.

Brandon (holding a wizard staff and gazing into the sunset)

Brandon: It's you guys, isn't it? The Easter Bunny isn't real, is he?

Daddy: OF COURSE HE'S NOT! HAHAHAHAHA.

Jackson: Mommy? How do you write "Jackie"? I wrote "Jack", how do you make it "Jackie"?

Mommy: I E

Brandon: Y!

Mommy: It could be, but I say it's I E.

Brandon: Well I say it's Y!

Mommy: I named him and I say it's I E!

Brandon: Fine, whatever.