Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
Jackson, singing a song he says he learned at school.
Daddy: Jackie is the last baby we're gonna have in this family. ...Look at him, he's so cute.
Jackson: (shouting from the other side of the playground) THAT POOP IS SURE GONE!!!
Pediatrician: Do you have any pets?
Brandon: Well, we do have cockroaches.
Mommy: *epic facepalm*
Brandon, at a restaurant