Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
Mommy: War is just a fact of human nature, unfortunately.
Brandon: Well, at least we live in a good neighborhood.
Brandon, trying to say “Yorkshire Terrier”
Brandon (holding a wizard staff and gazing into the sunset)
Brandon: It's you guys, isn't it? The Easter Bunny isn't real, is he?
Daddy: OF COURSE HE'S NOT! HAHAHAHAHA.
Jackson: Mommy? How do you write "Jackie"? I wrote "Jack", how do you make it "Jackie"?
Mommy: I E
Mommy: It could be, but I say it's I E.
Brandon: Well I say it's Y!
Mommy: I named him and I say it's I E!
Brandon: Fine, whatever.
Brandon, quoting Will Ferrell
Mommy: Why were you supposed to wear blue today?
Brandon: Awareness Month.
Mommy: Awareness of what?
Brandon: ((shrugs)) I don't know.