Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I don’t know about you, but my butt is itching.
Brandon
Hello, my name is Underpants!!
Jackson
By Jackson, age 4, as dictated to Daddy
Cross-posted from my other blog, because it was just too epic to post only once.
Mister Turkey watched a movie, Mister Turkey pooped at you…
Jackson, singing a song he says he learned at school.
Brandon’s new best friend’s name is Thor. (Really.) Today was the day of their long-awaited playdate. When I went in to wake Brandon up this morning, he had a huge smile on his face and said this:
“I have a happy feeeeeeeeeling! It’s Thursday, but it’s also THOR’S DAY!!!”
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Daddy: Jackie is the last baby we're gonna have in this family. ...Look at him, he's so cute.
Jackson: (shouting from the other side of the playground) THAT POOP IS SURE GONE!!!
Pediatrician: Do you have any pets?
Mommy: No.
Brandon: Well, we do have cockroaches.
Mommy: *epic facepalm*
Were you fat then? Like you are now?
Brandon
THE PIZZA ISN’T VERY GOOD. MOMMY SAID THE PIZZA ISN’T VERY GOOD.
Brandon, at a restaurant
I figured it out in my brain.
Brandon
