Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
Jackson: Mommy? How do you write "Jackie"? I wrote "Jack", how do you make it "Jackie"?
Mommy: I E
Mommy: It could be, but I say it's I E.
Brandon: Well I say it's Y!
Mommy: I named him and I say it's I E!
Brandon: Fine, whatever.
Brandon, quoting Will Ferrell
Mommy: Why were you supposed to wear blue today?
Brandon: Awareness Month.
Mommy: Awareness of what?
Brandon: ((shrugs)) I don't know.
Brandon: I feel bad for [name redecated].
Brandon: He got his tongue stuck in an air conditioner!
Brandon: I don't know.
Mommy: Why...why would he have his tongue close enough to an air conditioner for it to get sucked in and stuck in the first place?
Brandon: I don't know. It happened three times.
Brandon: He had to have stitches!
What Brandon Read: "Did you see a tiger?" Jack asked.
What I Heard: Did you see a tiger, jackass?
Mommy: Oh wow, yay!
Brandon: What is it, Mommy?
Mommy: Oh, nothing, just this story I'm following posted a new chapter and I'm excited about it.
Brandon: Oh. I thought you got a job.