Stuff My Kids Say

Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.

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Pancake, pancake, bakers bake.

“Patty-cake”, according to Brandon

Mommy, can you recycle Adamantium?

Brandon

I REALLY want to be a astrophysicist.

Brandon

Don’t talk to me like that. Don’t be rude! RUDE!!!

Jackson

Mommy: Don't eat so many fries, eat your nuggets. The nuggets have protein that you need to grow. The fries just make you fat. ...Oh, shoot, I ate all my fries. I shouldn't have done that.

Brandon: You're going to think you're having another baby, because you'll be so fat.

Brandon called me “poopy moopy”! I’m not poopy moopy, I’m JACKIE!

Jackson

Did you know, that on Valentine’s Day we celebrate two presidents - George Washington, and Overham Lincoln.

Brandon

Spiderman: I’m Gonna Punch You in the Face to the Edge of Your Finger

The name of a “movie” that Jackson acted out

Daisy, I want to tell you something. Can you not bite me again? That hurt!

Jackson, to Daisy the hamster

Don’t break me, I’m expensive.

Jackson

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