Stuff My Kids Say

Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.

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Jack, stop twerking at me and eat your dinner!

Mommy

Don’t play with Fire Pegasus, because I don’t want fingerprints on him.

Brandon, re: Beyblades

I have a butt. You have a butt. Everybody has a butt.

Jackson

Mommy, you’re pretty. Daddy, you look awesome. Brandon…you look like I wanna hug you.

Brandon

I have an idea! If someone eats food at my party, then they will be my friend FOREVER! Is that a good idea, Mommy? For my birthday?

Jackson

Mommy! Immediate spanking for this song! They said ‘booty’! (punches the air)

Jackson

Papa, papa birdseed!

Jackson, singing “Paparazzi”

Mommy: I have to pee.

Jackson: But girls don't have peepees.

Mommy: No, but we still pee.

Jackson: GIRLS CAN PEE????

When I grow up and you’re still a kid, I’m gonna let you sit in my duffel bag. Because I’m gonna be strong that day.

Jackson.

I don’t know about you, but my butt is itching.

Brandon