Kids say the darndest things. And my kids are abnormally AWESOME.
(He means that Daddy rubs his back and scratches his head)
Jackson, re: Michael Jackson
Mommy: I'm going to be at school all day tomorrow, for 9 hours.
Brandon: Well it's better than 24.
Brandon: I'd do ANYTHING for them to make MarioKart 8 for 3DS!
Jackson: Would you clean your room?
Madonna (on the radio) : A material... A material...A material world
Brandon: I'm a Cheerio?
Brandon: What does the 4th of July represent?
Mommy: It's the day the Declaration of Independence was signed.
Brandon: Oh. I thought it was God's birthday or something.